The hot local and international chicks who dress in sexy bikinis and are actually nice, have nothing on our Jackson Hole hotties!
Had a fine day in the surf. The water temps were the same as the air, a balmy 82! Only a handful of people in the line-up. Listen to me, sure there were a few people in the lineup but I was no where near because I was on the inside catching the residual breaks. I did catch waves though, as did Christian and Aura is one day away from slaying it! I did manage to get stung by a stingray, Stingrays 2---Whitey 0! So all is chill on the Southwestern Front and we can't wait for our backups, The Horn Diggler and Amy "Flashdance" Kreps to join us in our quest for waves and corruption!
Well, it's Aura's birthday tomorrow, which means we will try our best too get her hammered and bring out her alter ego, the lovely and charming Sataness! In the mean time we are working on getting her a stripper that looks as good as Burt! Happy Birthday Aura!
